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OMG! ROTFL!!!

Check this out. Unbelievable. People actually name their kids Mustard and Mayo and Tiny Hooker? And my personal faves: Hugh Jass and Ima Whore. This is not a joke! These are registered names!! You guys have to read this one.
What's your faves? And, on a side note, those POOR POOR children. Ugh.

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/23631411/?pg=1#TDY_Names_Bad

That's child abuse!!! OMG. What's wrong with people?!

I would be interested to see the year of birth for them all, the way they did the diseases list. Those were mostly, or all, from the 1800's, which is a little surprising.

Maya Buttreeks... I.P. Freely....? ROTFL!!!! But seriously, who would do that to their child? That's so cruel. It's not like kids can't come up with their own cruel nicknames(GreenGiant was mine-maiden name Greene and I was really tall), now we need to help them? Who would name their child banana?

I was Kristi Palmolive (as in the dish soap). That's as creative as they could get on the playground with me. LOL

But seriously....don't parents think of things like playground cruelty? Talk about leaving the door WIDE OPEN for ridicule...geez...Lust T. Castle? Harry Pitts? Emma Royd? I can't go on..

I knew a girl named Christy Underwood, and she was pretty popular. But the kids called her Crusty Underwear" all through middle school!

My neice is Anna Grace. Sometimes, when we're joking around, I'll call her "Can of Grapes".

Back when We first moved to Alabama, I knew a kid whose actual name - on his birth certificate - was Cowboy. And the sad thing is, it was exactly what my family & I expected to find when we moved south.
I think the kid's name was actually spelled Kielboy, or something like that. I don't know if that makes it any better.
I also have a cousin named Man. I'm not sure if that's his actual "real" name, but it's what everyone always called him. He's a VERY distant cousin, by the way (and still is, I guess). But he lived in Abbeville, Alabama.

My son's name is Elliot, and I hate to think what kids might rhyme with that. But we call him our little Ellie-belly all the time, and sometimes we shorten it to Belly.I hope it doesn't hurt his feelings when he's older!

Having worked in a hospital, I've had the chance to run across some rather strange names... like twin boys: Orangejello and Lemonjello.

(o-ronj-a-lo & le-manj-a-lo)?? I don't know the correct phonetic spelling... I'm just making that up as best I can. But, for certain, the mother let us know that it wasn't Orange Jello and Lemon Jello.... We didn't really call them that did we? Oh, yea!

ROTFL!!!

Let me give you a few real names of kids I teach THIS school year - - these are real, I am not making this up:
Godswill
Tango
Hiccup
J
Tay tay
Dijion (like the mustard)
Crayon (my fav, and she is talented in art)
and last but not least . . .
Why (yes that is his name).

There are some others that are to ridiculous to even try and spell or put down - what happened to Helen and Roy?