Kids really do say some funny things, eh? I thought it would be amusing if we all shared them.

Just the other day I was pulling Jack out of our car in a parking lot and a black man and his girlfriend were standing nearby. Jack pointed to the black man and yelled with conviction, "DADDY!!!" He said it 3 times. And we all just cracked up laughing. I said, "No, honey. I don't think that's your daddy." It was pretty funny!

Oh man. Anabelle is the QUEEN of saying things that make me die laughing. Did I share with you guys at the last book club what she said about her "tongue"? Not suitable for printing here, but remind me tonight :-)

For my LO, most prepositions are spoken as the same word : "a". So, in, on, at, etc. are the same thing. And, the word "bench" is pronounced in a way one really wouldn't want it heard in public, if you know what I mean.

Well, I was sitting out on my neighbor's bench the other day and my LO comes running down the sidewalk pointing and screaming happily: "Mommy a b***h! Mommy a b***h!"


LOL

My 7 yo asked yesterday at the pool if he could go to the "confession stand."

OK, I guess mine doesn't technically talk yet...other than the occasional dada or mama, but I still have something cute to share.

Last night I was trying to get Will to try some cottage cheese. I picked up a piece of it and put it in my mouth and went "mmmm," over dramatically like it was the best tasting thing ever. Then Will piked up a chunk, put it in his mouth, and made the exact same noise. But then he gaged...

ROTFL!!
These are hysterical!

Lemme share this one with you guys. Jack loves to identify clocks. He points to them and says loudly and clearly "CLOCK." Except....he leaves off the "L" when he says it.